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  1. Source: sendificator

    iygrittenothing:

    ryuyosei:

    killipan-jones:

    purrim:

    purrim:

    why are blonde jokes so short?

    so men can remember them

    this took an unexpected turn

    Not if you just asked for directions.

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    1. Source: pokemon-fanatics

      android18:

      professor oak do you know anything about pokemon at all

      My headcanon is that poor Professor Oak is terribly senile and people just sort of indulge him in his old age.

      1. “Draw the other person’s design” week at BoltBeam continues! Here is Adam’s Normal/Dragon Pokémon Caesaur.

        1. Let me tell you how hard it is to drag a fine steel nib across “aged” watercolor paper. Work in progress (obviously).

          1. Phosphenes:

            Uhhh, lion is king of beasts. Lion is stronger than tube worm. Throw lion in the Marianas Trench and lion will KICK TUBEWORM ASS and win the Marianas Trench and fill it with lions. 

            Surbible of the fittedest. Ebolution haz spoken.

            IS A SCIENCE

            1. Source: katasagoskata

              ellethepalindrome:

              hehasawifeyouknow:

              Possibly the greatest Greek-myth trainers ever (and maybe the only).

              WANT/NEED!

              1. Source: thlscentury

                readytopanic:

                Ahh look it’s my home

                1. Lemme tell you a thing about NATURAL SELECTION

                  There’s a lot of assholes, in the real world and in way too many fiction narratives, who think “natural selection” and “survival of the fittest” mean that the “strong” should destroy the “weak,” or that the “weak” deserve to die and must die for a species to remain healthy.

                  But here’s the thing:

                  Natural selection isn’t some sort of decree that needs to be actively upheld. Natural selection is just a name given to the simple fact that if something is suited to survive, it is more likely to pass on its genes. If its characteristics make it more likely to die before it can do so, then those characteristics will make themselves rarer in the gene pool by default.

                  There isn’t actually a “strong” and “weak” in nature. Sometimes the best thing suited to survive in an environment is slower, softer, even significantly less intelligent. Something that only has what it needs for the given situation. Something that doesn’t waste energy with any more anatomy than the bare minimum to get by.

                  If something is killed by freak circumstances, like industrial pollution, a meteorite, a mutant plague or a maniacal nazi-esque supervillain regime, then that’s not actually natural selection. That’s a fluke death that could happen to anyone or anything, even the allegedly “strong.”

                  If something is still going to go on living and reproducing without that crazy circumstantial interference, then it is, in fact, THE FITTEST it ever needs to be. That is by definition evolutionary perfection.

                  Nothing in particular inspired this post, it’s just a general peeve I have. People misconstrue “survival of the fittest” constantly, in all kinds of debate.

                  1. Source: amazon.de

                    johnlockedness:

                    Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.


                    BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.

                    I CAN’T. 

                    1. Source: birdandmoon

                      thefrogman:

                      Bird and Moon by Rosemary Mosco [website | tumblr | twitter]

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